Monster Free Guarantee!
Moving into a new home is stressful. If you have small children sometimes we forget that they get stressed too. Spurgle will guarantee that the home you are buying is monster free! All monsters that are captured are taken to a top secret facility where they are imprisoned for eternity.
When ordering your home inspection just let me know if you have small children. I will bring Spurgle with me and provide each of your children a framed Monster Free Guarantee. As long as it is hung on your childs wall, the guarantee is in effect.